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Last Updated: 30.06.2025 02:05
They put up a sign reading
Freaks and Cheeks
No, not a chance
Farewell, Mr. Eclipse: Fred Espenak dies at 71 - Astronomy Magazine
Still no good.
Next, they tried...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Are infrared sauna blankets safe to use at home?
No way
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So they tried
So, the docs changed it to read
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Unacceptable again!
Catatonics & High Colonics
share office space ...
The #1 Herb for Better Gut Health, According to Dietitians - EatingWell
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Nuts and Butts
As an atheist don't you really feel fear for committing sins which are not violating national laws?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Vinicius Jr. and Brazil Draw Blank in Ancelotti’s Debut - Managing Madrid
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good
The Ozempic era is forcing wellness retreats for the elite to change - The Washington Post
No go.
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Chicago Bears offense has 94-yard TD drive in 2 minute drill at minicamp - Windy City Gridiron
Another attempt resulted in ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Minds and Behinds
Everyone loved it.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
What is some information about unprotected sex and pregnancy?